10 Signs You Might Be Certified Lake Trash
Let’s be honest — we all know that one person at the lake who turns every chill boat day into a borderline festival. If you’re reading this, chances are… that person is you.
Here at Trash Lake Co., we don’t judge. We celebrate. Being Certified Lake Trash isn’t an insult — it’s a badge of honor.
So grab a beer, kick off your shoes, and let’s see just how deep your lake trash roots go.
1. You’ve Got a “Lake Bag” That Never Gets Fully Unpacked
It’s that mysterious bag with half a swimsuit, three beers, and a towel that smells like sunscreen and bad decisions. You don’t unpack it because you know you’ll need it again this weekend.
2. Your Cooler Has a Name (and Maybe a Sticker Collection)
If you’ve ever said “grab me another one from Big Bertha,” congrats — you’re already one of us. Bonus points if your cooler doubles as a seat, table, or dance floor.
3. You’ve Slept Somewhere Questionable — But Near Water
Whether it’s a boat deck, truck bed, or questionable Airbnb couch, real lake people know that comfort is optional when the party’s good.
4. You’ve Got More Boat Pics Than Selfies
If your camera roll is 80% lake sunsets, sandbar chaos, and someone holding a fish, you’re basically a walking tourism ad for poor life choices.
5. You Call It “Lake Hair” Like It’s a Hairstyle
And you defend it like one. Windblown, salty, sun-fried — whatever. It’s lake hair, don’t care.
6. You Know Every Boat Ramp by Memory
You might not remember birthdays, but you can back a trailer in the dark, half-buzzed, with no backup camera. That’s talent.
7. You’ve Been Banned (or Should’ve Been) from a Marina
If the marina guy knows your first name and sighs when he sees you coming, you’re probably certified.
8. You Bring Trash Lake Energy Everywhere
It’s not just a place — it’s a mindset. Whether you’re at the bar, the gas station, or a baby shower, somehow someone ends up doing shots.
9. You Own at Least One Trash Lake Tee
If not… what are you doing with your life? The “Certified Lake Trash” shirt is your official badge of honor. Wear it proud, spill on it often, and don’t wash it until it can stand up on its own.
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10. You’ve Already Sent This List to Your Whole Lake Crew
If you made it to the end and tagged three friends in your head, congrats — you’re 100% Certified Lake Trash.
Now crack a cold one and go make some bad decisions worth remembering.
Because around here, we don’t fake the lake life — we live it loud.