If You’ve Ever Shotgun’d a Beer on a Jet Ski… Welcome Home.

The lake isn’t for the polished — it’s for the problematic.

If you’ve ever cracked a beer at 10 a.m., jumped off the dock before sunscreen, or yelled “hold my drink” right before doing something dumb… you’re one of us.
Because around here, we don’t judge — we just send it.

Welcome to the Chaos

Trash Lake Co. was born for the ones who treat Saturday like a sport.
We’re not “lake life enthusiasts” — we’re floaty gladiators with beer bellies and bad decisions.

Forget matching pastel polos and pretentious yacht parties.
We’re about jet ski sprints, pontoon chaos, and sunburns that’ll make your mom worry.

Every shirt we make is built to survive spilled beer, boat gas, and bad choices.
This isn’t “lake lifestyle apparel” — it’s lake trash uniform.

You Already Belong Here

Whether you’re the Boat Baddie, the Lake Slut, or the Captain of Chaos, there’s a shirt waiting for you.
Our designs are bold, our humor’s questionable, and our loyalty’s unmatched.

👉 Shop the full lineup at TrashLake.com

Because if you’ve ever shotgun’d a beer on a jet ski…
you’ve already earned your spot at Trash Lake.