This ain’t your momma’s bikini — unless your mom’s unhinged and hot, then maybe.
With “Certified Lake Slut” on one boob and “Trash Lake Co.” on the other, this bikini ain’t here to be polite.
It’s here to start fights, take shots, and steal your boyfriend’s jet ski.
Pink & tan for that soft-but-toxic aesthetic
Double text hits so no one’s confused about your vibe
Designed for parties, pier dancing, and disappearing with someone’s cousin.
You’re not just at the lake — you ARE the lake problem.
Slap it on. Show up late. Leave with someone else’s Crocs.
Let’s f**kin’ goooo.
• Soft and stretchy material with UPF 50+
• Bikini top comes with removable padding for "comfort"
• Multiple ways to tie and style the bikini set
• To make your bikini last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine/salt residue.
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
31 ½ |
33 ⅞ |
| XS |
33 ⅛ |
35 ⅜ |
| S |
34 ⅝ |
37 |
| M |
36 ¼ |
38 ⅝ |
| L |
39 ⅜ |
41 ¾ |
| XL |
42 ½ |
44 ⅞ |
| 2XL |
45 ⅝ |
48 |
