Felony Fabrics

You have the right to remain shirtless.

The Felony Fabric collection was made for the lakeside outlaws, dock demons, and certified baddies who look best in cuffs — real or fuzzy. This is more than swimwear. It’s a lineup of high-risk, high-drip fits built for those who party like it’s probation and flirt like it’s a felony.

 

From “Out on Bail” trunks to “Inmate #69” bikinis stamped with “Barely Legal” and “18+” where it counts, this drop hits harder than a DUI on Memorial Day weekend. Bold colors, reckless slogans, and just enough attitude to get kicked off someone’s dad’s pontoon.

 

Warning: May cause arrests, flashbacks, or unexpected boat hookups. Wear at your own risk.