Sun Burn Prevention polyester

To the guy who’s always shirtless until the third day of the weekend when he’s cooked medium rare — here’s your official lake armor.

Front logo says “I’m chill”

Back logo says “but I will fistfight over the aux”

UV-blockin’, beer-resistant, and dries faster than your last relationship.

Wear it on the water, at the dock, or passed out face-down in a kayak you don’t own.
Protect your skin, not your dignity.

• Soft, stretchy, comfortable, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fitted cut - You'll look great.
• UPF 50+ protection
• Premium quality
• Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified