Certified Lake trash Pullover

Cozy up, ya filthy animal.
Same legendary trash can. Same smiley-ass beer can in shades. But now it’s on a hoodie built for chilly nights, hungover mornings, and midnight beer runs across the dock. This thing’s soft, warm, and proudly disgusting — just like your lake crew.

Feel: Heavyweight comfort with lightweight morals
Vibe: Campfire chaos
Perfect for: Post-sunset floats, fireball-fueled storytelling, and sleeping in your truck after forgetting where your Airbnb is

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!