Floatin’ garbage. Soakin’ beer. Vibin’ hard.
This one’s for the legends who don’t just party at the lake — they pollute it with good times. This is the uniform of the unbothered, overhydrated, and under-supervised.
Style: Loud but lovable
Mood: Trashy but self-aware
Perfect for: Party barges, floatie gangs, and waking up sunburned with no regrets
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
