He don’t pay rent, don’t pay taxes, and definitely don’t need a license to fish. This little trash panda’s posted up on the dock, rod in paw, cooler full of stolen beers. It’s the spirit animal of lake bums everywhere — zero responsibilities, full send mentality.
Rock this tee when you’re out there just vibin, fishing for anything but bites: attention, peace, or maybe your dignity. Soft, durable, and made for long days in the sun with raccoon-level mischief energy.
Fit: Laid back AF
Vibe: Lake goblin core
Perfect for: Fishing without catching anything, sneaky beer runs, and judging people from the dock.
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
