Mens Lake Simps

You’re not just matching her vibe — you’re fueling it.
These shorts say: “Yes babe, I’ll hold your vape while you fight that girl.”

Loud pink & tan combo for max “I follow orders” energy

“Certified Lake Simp” on one leg, “Trash Lake Co.” on the other — no confusion, all chaos

Made for floating, fetching drinks, and watching her drive your boat like it’s a personality test

Bonus points if y’all pull up together in a lifted golf cart blasting Morgan Wallen.

This ain’t just a pair of swim trunks. It’s a relationship contract.
Sign it. Rock it. Regret nothing.

• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection

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