Clean lines, crisp vibes, zero emotional support. These trunks are built for dudes who bring the beer, fix the rope, and don’t text back till August. Feels like water. Hits like a cannonball.
Catch him doing donuts in the no-wake zone.
Wear with caution: may attract other reckless units
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection
