Red flags? You are the red flag.
This one’s for the guy who shows up with a backwards hat, no sunscreen, and a smile that screams, “Don’t trust me, but buy me a drink.” Match her Danger Zone energy with this walking hazard of a trunk. If there’s a fight or a felony on the lake today—it’s probably your fault.
Swim, party, argue with the sheriff — all in one fit
Designed to go hard, then ghost
Matching her is optional. Regret is not.
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection
