Drips harder than a leaky 2-stroke. Gold-on-black marble for the guy who looks expensive and smells like lake fuel. The black-and-gold marble screams “I fix things with duct tape and charisma.” It’s a luxury mess — made for lake rats with good taste and bad habits.
Wears cologne called ‘E85 and Regret.’
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection
