Saddle up, starboy. These jorts are made for jet-powered astrology bros who read horoscopes and throttle gauges with the same intensity. Made for beach bonfires, bold entrances, and disappearing like Neptune in retrograde.
Warning: May cause spontaneous yeehaw energy and planetary alignment issues.
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection
