This ain’t just a shirt — it’s the blueprint.
The Original Trash Lake tee. Worn by float-riders, dockside degenerates, and dudes who know where the bodies (and the beers) are buried.
Soft, 100% cotton, and pre-approved for boat ramps, bonfires, and beef with HOA presidents
Comes in “Bar Fight Black Out”, “Pontoon Gray”, and “Spilled Beer Sand”
No white… because let's be real, your're probably prone to stains anyways.
Wear it to flex, fish, or flirt with someone else’s girl — we don’t judge out here.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a warning label.
